In a Spin

The last long leg of my road trip from Florida to Michigan was spent on route 65, driving through the long state of Indiana. As I passed Indianapolis in the center of the state and then Purdue University north of that, a strange sight appeared out of nowhere: hundreds of massive pinwheels twirling in the breeze.

It was as if I’d happened upon a festive children’s birthday party where the favors were pristine-white whirligigs. Literally as far as the eye could see in any direction these gently spinning fan-like towers were “growing” right out of farm fields.

Since being home I’ve Googled this phenomenon and learned these sleek, three-pronged structures aren’t windmills at all but wind turbines that harness power for energy efficient production of electricity. Crowds of these turbines “growing” in a group are called a wind farm, and they can be found in flat, hilly or mountainous terrain. They’re even erected in water much like offshore oil-drilling stations.

From a bird’s eye view, wind farms must resemble sea anemone or white porcupines. I learned that opposition groups have formed to prevent the establishment of wind farms for esthetic reasons, but in terms of “going green” on energy, they can’t be beat. Other groups say they bring “peace and tranquility” to the landscape.

The many white spinners I saw were plunked down in the middle of already-plowed fields awaiting corn and bean sprouts. It was as if they were a new crop of giant vegetables trying to fit in. Tractor marks encircled each massive base making round patterns in the dirt, and for many miles there was not one farm without them.

As I drove along, I had to struggle to keep my eyes on the road rather than on these graceful wind turbines. Just call me Dawn Quixote. Then suddenly, as abruptly as they began, they ended. Wind currents must have calmed at that point, since farms with steady winds are the only places turbines are built.

As the forest of “windmills” ended and plain farm acreage took over, I saw a small house with an old fashioned wooden windmill next to its barn. The traditional paddle spinner seemed tiny and antique compared to its 21st century counterpart. The word “humble” came to mind. Yet this kind of windmill has served as the power source for grinding, pumping and pressing for hundreds of years.

Mankind has tried to harness wind and its power since the time of Christ, but the ultimate wind-control goes to the Trinity: Jesus, stilling windstorms; the Holy Spirit, coming with the sound of rushing wind; and God, holding wind in his hands. These three can do with wind what no one else can, which is only one of many reasons why we are not like God and should not try to be.

By the way, I learned Canada is experimenting with wind turbines in the Great Lakes. Maybe one of these days we’ll see a line of them marching down the middle of Lake Michigan. Energy production would be wonderful if they got close to Chicago, which is the original “Windy City.”

“Whose hands have gathered up the wind? What is his name, and what is the name of his son? Surely you know!” (Proverbs 30:4)

April Fool!

By now you know that my mother, a joke-teller with the best of them, was also a joke-player, and April 1st was prime time for her to “fool around.”

Dad married Mom in 1941, and on their first April Fool’s Day together, he must have wondered what he’d gotten himself into. Being the dignified, quiet Swede he was, he would no more have played a joke on someone than have jumped off a tall building.

Mom fixed Dad’s breakfast as always that day (one hard boiled egg, two pieces of toast, orange juice and coffee). Since Dad always salted his egg and sugared his coffee, she decided to fool him by switching the salt and sugar. He stirred a big spoon of salt into his coffee and shook sugar on his peeled egg. When he took that first sip and spit it out, Mom laughed with gusto. “April Fool!” she said.

The next year she did it again, along with the 48 April 1sts after that. Dad never remembered and went through the breakfast misery every year. Whether or not he got a kick out of seeing Mom’s delight in fooling him, we’ll never know. In his wisdom, Dad may actually have anticipated the joke but then willingly “played the fool” for her pleasure. We’ll never know that, either.

Mom loved to laugh, and Dad’s salt-sugar-switch aside, she loved to see others laugh, too. I’d say she pulled some foolish tricks questing after giggles, but she was definitely not a fool, at least not by biblical standards.

Scripture has a great deal to say about genuine fools. (I repeat: Mom was not one of them.) Here’s a sample of true foolishness:

  • A chattering fool comes to ruin.
  • A fool’s heart blurts out folly.
  • Honor is not fitting for a fool.
  • Fools hate knowledge.
  • The way of fools seems right to them.
  • The mouths of fools are their undoing.
  • Fools despise wisdom and instruction.
  • Fools die for lack of sense.

A biblical study of the word “fool” causes me not to want to be one. So how can I be sure I’m not? The Bible gives two good clues:

  • Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent.
  • Those who trust in themselves are fools.

If I keep my mouth shut (or at least refrain from babbling), and if I trust in God rather than in myself, I have a head start toward avoiding genuine foolishness.

Mom was no fool, and I’m sure of that, because every biblical reference to fools includes their disdain for the Lord and his wisdom, which Mom loved. But she was good at fooling people. Even in her departure to heaven, she came close to pulling a good one. She died on April 5, 2005, but all of us know she was really shooting for April Fools Day.

”The message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to [Mom and] us who are being saved, it is the power of God.” (1 Corinthians 1:18)

I’m in love!

There’s a new man in my life, and his name is Lee. He loves me unconditionally and carefully watches out for me.

He’s the stalwart guide inside my GPS.

Lee has a beautiful, deep voice. Sometimes I wonder if he had aspirations to be a radio announcer, but because he ended up guiding my travels instead, I know he has a humble heart.

Sometimes Lee’s voice catches a little on difficult words, so adorable. He always perseveres, though, and never gets discouraged. I’ve told him its fine to stop talking and sip some water, but he never does.

Lee has many admirable character qualities, one being his vast creativity. For example, while I’m driving in the late afternoon, he’s keeping one eye on the sunset. (We share a love of sunsets.) The minute it sets, his directional screen morphs from white to midnight blue. It’s a lovely show of ingenuity. How he can watch the road and the horizon simultaneously is a marvel.

If I make a wrong turn, Lee’s concern for me is immediate. Without criticizing, he quickly suggests a new route to get me back on track. Occasionally he’ll even propose a U-turn, but being righteous, he always adds, “If possible.” He wouldn’t want me to have an accident!

I’ve made many mistakes while traveling, but Lee has made only one, on the way to Linnea’s house. Their numbered street is not a “lane” or “road” but a “place”. Poor Lee. He directed me to a “circle” with the same number. But how could I do anything but forgive him? He’s always been an exemplary model of scriptural love, keeping no record of my many wrongs.

Lee continually looks for fresh ways to make me happy. When we drove through Atlanta, rush-hour traffic was severe. He quickly edged my route in yellow, showing me how much longer the jam would continue. When we stopped completely, he changed the yellow to red and added a cute picture of two cars bumper-to-bumper. Then he guided me off the expressway onto a parallel road. Once the expressway was moving well again, he led me back.

Later in the evening, well after rush-hour, the highway became congested without explanation, but Lee deciphered the problem. He soothed my frustration by posting a picture of an overturned vehicle, his gentle way of letting me know there was a fender-bender ahead.

Occasionally Lee talks too much, and once I lost my patience with him. But he never responds in kind, never raises his voice, never threatens to steer me wrong. He always wants what’s best for me and counsels me accordingly. He even took special care to alert me when speed limits suddenly decreased, helping me avoid a ticket.

Our relationship has been intense these last few days, so Lee and I have decided to take a short break. As hard as it was to say goodbye last night, we did. But I’m confident one day we’ll be together again, because true love never dies.

“If I speak… but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.” (1 Corinthians 13:1)