People who love the beach fall into two camps: ocean-lovers and lake-lovers. The choice seems to be rooted in childhood, as most things are, whether we end up loving one or the other. I’m a lake person, but that’s because I grew up on Lake Michigan’s shores.
{Before continuing, know that this blog might make you ocean-lovers angry. Please put your sandals on, set your pre-conceived ideas aside and let’s practice being open-minded. At least you should be.}
Ocean people can’t believe anyone would prefer a small lake over a mighty ocean, but they haven’t seen the size of a giant like Lake Michigan. For all practical purposes, it looks exactly like an ocean. Its horizon stretches indefinitely, and no one can see across to the other side.
Oceans have a great deal more wildlife living in them than lakes do, but that’s not necessarily an advantage. Who needs sting rays with their fatal barbs feeding in the shallow water when you’re trying to wade? And who wants crabs and crawfish snapping at your toes? Here on Sanibel Island today, a vacationing man fishing in waist-deep water caught a baby shark. It was non-threatening, despite a full set of double-teeth, but no one asked my question: “Was its mother nearby?”
Lake Michigan may not readily yield enough big fish for dinner, but there are none that can hurt swimmers, either. Floating out deep with arms and legs dangling over the edge of a blow-up raft is no problem. Although there are some big fish in the lake, they hang in water so deep they can hardly be caught and would never bother a swimmer.
And how about the ocean’s salt-factor? What fun is it to swim in water that hurts your eyes? Last time I swam in an ocean I came out only to find salt crystallizing on my skin, then tightening, then itching. Being in need of a shower immediately after a swim to wash off the experience doesn’t make any sense.
Lake Michigan’s water is so clean a person can drink it, and we have. A swim leaves you refreshed, and if someone got lost 25 miles from shore, dehydration wouldn’t be a problem. In the ocean, a drink would only increase thirst, not to mention make you go crazy. It wouldn’t taste very good, either.
I can think of only one advantage oceans have over lakes: better surfing. Unless body surfing qualifies, Lake Michigan swimmers are at a distinct disadvantage. Ocean-lovers win on that score. Their waves can be massive with the power that surfers crave. (I won’t mention they’re so powerful they might kill you.)
Ocean-lovers point to the beauty of their shells. We lake-lovers see just as much splendor in our stones. Although ocean beaches claim to have the silkiest sand in the world made from ground-down shells, if you walk too close to the water line, you’d better have your sandals on or you might get wounded by stepping on a broken shell. Lake Michigan sand may not be silky, but it squeaks when you walk on it, and its rounded stones would never cut a bare foot. The sand also curves to your body shape when its time for a beach nap, unlike ocean sand that’s hard enough to bear up under the wheels of a car.
So, all you ocean-lovers, don’t get mad; just get even, and make your case! And as you do…..
”Make every effort to live in peace with all men and to be holy.” (Hebrews 12:14)



