Butter me up!

Last night’s walk with Jack was like a worship experience. After an overcast day, the sky had cleared and the stars were brilliant, making me catch my breath and thank God. I was glad I owned a dog, because without him, I wouldn’t have been out strolling at midnight.

I usually enjoy walking Jack, but not on days like today when it was raining, and I’d just finished doing my hair for church. On those days we walk a new way: I drive, he runs alongside. Through the window I encourage him to stay nearby, and off we go on the quiet neighborhood streets.

This morning I drove to the beach and back while Jack loped next to the car. He got his exercise, and I kept my hairdo.

A while ago, however, Jack and I were driving-walking when he saw a group of white-tail deer in the woods and gave chase. I never worry about the deer, because they bound up sand dunes in massive leaps that quickly leave short doggy-steps behind. What concerns me is getting Jack back.

He knows the way home, but what kind of trouble might he find en route? This day when I called him, he emerged from the woods with what resembled a big cigar in his mouth. As he came closer, I saw it was a full stick of butter.

I don’t know where he found it, but I got a quick visual of diarrhea in the basement and knew I needed to take it away from him. I got out of the car, grabbed a plastic bag from under the seat and rattled it like it was lunch meat. “Jack! Mmmm! Yummy! How ‘bout a treat?” He came right to me and dropped the butter (for his treat) just long enough for me to reach around and grab it. Poor Jack. His prize got stolen, and he was duped in the process.

This is a perfect illustration of the way we reject God’s counsel in favor of our own. He says, “You’ll be sorry if you ‘eat that butter’.” But we grab it like a magnet grabs the fridge, thinking we know better. So he takes a step back and says, “Ok. Have it your way.”

As we run off, we barely hear him say, “I’ll be here if you need me.” And of course we always do.

On “Butter Day,” I put a dejected Jack into the car and drove him home. But first thing, I gave him a double treat, the doggie kind, wanting to make good on my word.

God never fails to make good on his word. After we’ve “eaten our butter,” in the midst of a belly ache and a sincere vow to heed his advice next time, he lets us begin anew.

Then after we’ve had enough butter and belly aches, finally we learn.

”The simple are killed by their turning away… but whoever listens to Me will dwell secure and will be at ease, without dread of disaster.” (Proverbs 1:32-33)

Plus or Minus?

Making the long drive home from Florida to Michigan includes both positives and negatives.

In the plus column, I get to have a chunk of time to pray, think and plan. I can also listen to sermon tapes (4 en route, 3 back), and even pen a few blog thoughts (without looking down, of course). I can crank my music up and sing, or I can sit in silence.

Also on the plus side is Jack, a model traveler, who lies down as soon as we hit a high speed. And one more thing. Motoring from south to north as I did today, palm trees give way to flowering crabs and eventually to majestic mountains, a feast for traveling eyes. Even flat farm land offers attractive views of plowed fields, weathered barns and grouped silos.

On the minus side, nearly 20 hours of sit-down time is too much. (Just ask Jack.) And driving through wild weather (sideways rain this time) can be harrowing. Also, the farther we drove, the colder it got. I had to surrender my flip-flops in Nashville. When we pulled in the driveway, it was 32 degrees.

Another minus is trying to bundle gas stops with dog walks, a problem in the cities. Also, exercising Jack late at night in unfamiliar neighborhoods is unsettling. But the most significant minus of driving 1200 miles is the accident potential of so much high-speed driving.

On this trip something scary happened that’s never happened before – twice! Purring along at 70+ miles per hour in semi-crowded traffic, a sudden flash of break lights immediately in front of me and a burst of blue-black smoke forced my foot to the break pedal. In less than a second, cars and trucks ahead were swerving, and my brained was yelling, “Doesn’t compute!”

In both instances, as confusion clouded the situation, a massive slab of black rubber flew past my car, tumbling wildly after exploding off someone else’s tire. As all of us jerked to slower speeds, the culprit was evident, a truck in one case and a horse trailer in the other.

After each crisis had passed, my mind listed the many ways serious injury had been avoided. The only damage in both instances was a few heart-pounding seconds.

I wonder if God was the one protecting us and if his protective angels aren’t preventing all kinds of disasters on a daily basis. People are quick to blame him when natural calamities hit: “How dare he? Why didn’t he stop it?”

The reality is that he’s probably preventing a thousand catastrophes for every one he allows. Maybe hearing the details of these “saves” is one of the reasons our afterlife has to be eternal. Telling all those stories will take a long time!

For now, though, it’s a good idea to daily hunt for the instances when tragedy was avoided, giving God the credit. We’ll stop blaming him and see that the plus column is always much longer than the minus.

”Have no fear of sudden disaster or of the ruin that overtakes the wicked, for the Lord will be at your side and will keep your foot from being snared.” (Proverbs 3:25-26)

Becoming an Expert

Last week while in Illinois, I tried to find “my” expressway back to Michigan by using a short-cut. Sadly, my instincts were off, and I got lost, wasting a precious half-hour late at night. For this reason and others, my kids have urged me to buy a GPS. I don’t even know what the letters stand for.

But this week, with their recommendations in hand, I drove to Walmart to see if they had a GPS simple enough for simple-minded me. When I got it home, I couldn’t even figure out how to attach it to the car.

Thankfully, Klaus came to the rescue, giving me a short course in how to make it work. I can see, though, there will be a steep learning curve in using it, just like there’s been for every electronic gadget I’ve owned. That is, if a GPS is an electronic gadget. I don’t know that, either.

I often think of how little we know as we pace through life. For example, I understood only 1% of what Nate did every day of the week as a lawyer. And when the electrician put in our new furnace, it was a another mystery. When a nurse takes my blood pressure, I can’t figure out what she’s listening for with her stethoscope. On and on the ignorance goes. It’s a wonder I can tie my shoes. Come to think of it, I wear slip-on clogs.

Who among us can really claim to be an expert at something? As God looks down from heaven, he must get a kick out of someone claiming to be an authority on some subject. Compared to him, even a lifelong expert knows very little. But the more important question is, what is it we’re trying to get good at? Are we working to master the things that matter?

Scripture tells us if we want to be experts, we should start by pursuing a trio of subjects God refers to frequently: wisdom, knowledge and understanding. Wisdom is determining what’s right and then doing it. Knowledge is learning facts, investigating information. Understanding is putting the other two together with discernment.

Questing after these intangibles is a challenge, but there is a way to work on all three at once: just study Jesus. The Bible tells us he’s #1 at wisdom, knowledge and understanding. We may work hard to become experts at repairing cars, knitting sweaters, speaking foreign languages or running marathons. But the expertise that matters most is gained when we draw close to Jesus.

And as we get more and more wisdom, knowledge and understanding from him, he’ll direct us to all kinds of other information, maybe even the meaning of the letters GPS.

Wait a minute! I just remembered! It stands for Global Positioning System. Was it the Lord who brought that to my mind?

 

“The Spirit of the Lord will rest on him [Jesus]— the Spirit of wisdom and of understanding… the Spirit of the knowledge and fear of the Lord.” (Isaiah 11:2)